First off, I hate people that take things away from someone else...personally I'm not religious but I would never d r e a m of telling someone that does they're wrong. Who the hell knows. If that's what gets you up in the morning then that's great, everyone needs something.

So I'm looking for topics to do an essay on and look for stuff on Dawinian Evolution and come across an article written by a clearly religous zealot twat arse.
Apparently it's "controversial and unethical to teach it, and all evidence for evolution can be placed in 3 categories. They are frauds, conjecture, and gross oversimplification".
Wow.
Just wow.
Really, even go so far as to look up evolution and tell me how it is an 'oversimplification'. Do you really beleive that something taking as long as that can ever be classed as simple? I think, my friend, it is you who is simple.
Apparently there is "no evidence that any basic kind of animal ever turned into a different basic kind of animal". Again you show your marvelous skills at understanding.....I refer you again to the great book. No, not the bible. The bloody dictionary. Evolution does in no way state that basic aniamals magically turn into something different. It is a long, slow process involving mutations and natural selection. Twatty narrow minded fuckin' fanny.
Oh yeah, "Any 5 year old can tell you what is a dog and what is not a dog. Put a dog, a wolf, a coyote and a banana in a line and ask the 5 year old "which one is not like the other?" He will get it correct 100% of the time. There are college professors that can't figure that one out!!!". Uh.....WHAT???? Firstly, that is a ridiculous analogy and I'm sure you well know it. Secondly, college professors can figure that out...just because they see the logic in evolution does not mean they are blind to simple 'odd one out' crap analogies. Do you believe in gravity? Or is that also 'gross oversimplification'? Do you think 'god' just pushes down really hard?
Oh I think I should point out that in trying to look intelligent all you have done is offend people and make yourself look ridiculous and narrow minded. You are an ignorant, presumptious bigot who furthers your ridicule by your bad grammar and spelling, and basic misunderstanding of language.
So all in all fuck off you acrimonious pig. You annoy me.